Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by lioness_pride606 pages

hehehe!! 😈 lets try it!! 😈

*tries* yes!!! *squeeeezes lots of juice in Umbridge's eyes

fun fun fun!!!!!!
squeeeeeeze *laughs insanely* squeeeeeeeeeeeeze!!!!

hehe! *rubs lots of salt in too*

acid!!!!!!! lots and lots of acid!!!!!!! wheeeeeeee!!!

lol this is SO much more fun than being nice to her

tis true, tis very true...
why dont we chup he up into litte peices with a plastic knife, use a dustbuster to pickit all up and then sew her back up with the biggeset, hugegest blountest ginormous needle you can find and bamboo.

*bluntest

*chop

oookkk ... ill let u do that lol

yay!!! 😈

*chops, vacums, and sews umbridge back together*

done!!

I wonder if umbridge will fit into an oven. if we could fit her in there, we could fry her! 😈

yah!!! but we'd need a very big oven

a furness wil be big enough

what a nasty smell that would be

Originally posted by lioness_pride
yah!!! but we'd need a very big oven

ooo! one of those!

im sure we could get mask to rid of the smell 😉

good idea. gas masks

lol