Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by lioness_pride606 pages

i think that that oven will be big enough!!!
gas masks... burning umbridge... i like it

Yes. it will be very enjoyable. 😄

obviously lol

so what else should we add on to the list?

bats. the nice metal ones. we could whack her with them

Oh yes. nice hard metal bats. 😈 let's go bash her brains out!

i hate her she is as ignorant as fudge good news is she hopefully won't be in the next book thank god
but there is a teacher at my school who is a substitute and she would be perfect to play her in the movie as she is horrible just like her

Look's like we all seem to have teachers who are clones of umbridge. 😂

lets feed her to buckbeak 😉

Yeah! 😄

heehee

Buckbeak's not that vicious.
Try Aragog.

but he's all old. his children maybe.. they won't mind

he may not be vicious but he'll eat her if we feed her to him

Yeah! Let's throw umbridge to Aragog! 😈

you sure it won't make him sick?
we could zap her too like the emperor in Star Wars
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heehee i watched star wars last nite lol 🙂

I have Star Wars on DVD. they changed the old Anakin Skywalker ghost at the end of episode six to Hayden Christenson. (Anakin from Episode 2, and now Episode 3) any more ideas for Umbridge's torture?

* wot a bugger

* erm ill just have a think

🙁 ive run out of ideas noooooo ..

Okay. then let's go back to attacking her. 😄