Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

because you're trying to eat the focus of our torturing!

eating nasty piggy is torture enough.

only for you

Saratn eating nasty piggy no matter what.

no!

yes. Saratn wants some piggy.

no!

Saratn is going to go hunting for some piggy.

bad Saratn! back in your straight jacket!

Saratn doesn't wanna. Saratn doesn't wanna.

you will!
*shoves Saratn in his straight jacket*

Saratn doesn't wanna. Saratn doesn't wanna. please Saratn wants to help you.

sneaks up behind maik.....*releases saratn from straight jacket* "run find your meal!!!!

*flees"!!"*

Saratn thanks kind and thoughtful sir. Saratn runs to find his prey.

curse you div!!!
*tackles Saratn*

"owww!"

*crawls under bramble bush ...eats sum brambles*

"YUMM"

watches saratn run about chasin her prey!

Saratn's not a girl.

*trips Saratn*

ow. that hurt Saratn a lot. Saratn doesn't like you too muchk.

eat the froggy...er...piggy! just leave some for me!

*stares at everyone tackling eachother and fighting over fried umbridge*
Hey, U*b*91, do u know y Saratn keeps talking about himself in third person? 😬