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Everybudy has their own food types...saratns is sorta lyk cannibalism !! but respect should be shown!!

yea, Saratn thanks kind wizarding boy for his niceness.

kind wizarding boy welcomes thanks as he rarely recieves it!!

u all make me worry about u. 😆

OK, so let's make a list... Oh, I give up! I've tried to make this thread organized, but there r 2 many evil geniuses here! how could I possibly fit all of that evil on a LIST?!?!?!?

a nice big list

yeah, but the paper would burst into flame from all of the evil writen on it, lol!

can't you just use magical paper?

srry, ran outta that stuff when I was writing the great american novel. I need 2 get 2 Diagon Alley 2 get more. pitty it's only sold in London. 🙁

figures...

Originally posted by Saratn
Saratn is shocked that no one wants some. oh well, Saratn will just let the piggy burn.

don't encourage him!

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
don't encourage him!

Saratn came up with four or five evil and genious ideas. Saratn feel special. Nice wizard likes a peice of fat old piggy.

i shall eat pie!!!

onli if offered tho!!

Saratn shall serve only fat piggy.

that is plain old grosss!!!!! ❌

Saratn finds it exeedingly good.

Pigs ...Pies it makes no difference as long as its edible

ewww

Saratn will serve his famous burnt piggy