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oh dear...

YAY! Saratn is going to have fun!

behave yourself

so... have we come up with something froggy- related?

poke her with sharp things

we ALWAYS come up with that!

because it's fun!

eat her!

Originally posted by Saratn
eat her!

seems like a good idea. fried froggy, chocolate-covered froggy. the possibilities are endless.

if you eat her we can't torture her

we could just slow cook her but make it so she's still alive at the end and her blood would come out like cooked juices similar to a chicken's.

ewwww

or we could make her watch reruns of the Wiggles, Teletubies and Barney. now that's torture especially Barney. then again Santa Cluas would also be equal to all three. Child molesters all of them.

I think wiggles and teletubbies ought to do it

yeah but Santa is more suited in torturing people. Why do you think he dresses in red and carries a red bag everywhere? To hid the bloodstains. Plus the bag has all his torture equipment in there.

you're very bitter towards Santa

yes i am a rabid believer in Santa and dont believe what im hearing

have you heard of santa's brother derek
(hes a stripper)
He LOVES the naughty ones

yeah, I see him in Vegas alll the time

i thought you would know him

is he hot!!???!!!

definately