um... gettiing off the delicate subject of Santa's brother (that is one warped family) aren't we supposed to be doing something to the froggy? We could enlist Santa to preform his... torture methods on her. His brother could help. And Mrs. Claus could oversee everything. The elves could be helpers, too. After all this should include everybody. Barney could just sit there and make her go blind. The centuars could dance around her shooting arrows at her.