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TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SARATN SHOULD BE TREATED WITH RESPECT. TRASH HIS COUNTERPART ALL YOU WANT.

Originally posted by Lord_Saratn
TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SARATN SHOULD BE TREATED WITH RESPECT. TRASH HIS COUNTERPART ALL YOU WANT.

Take a break "Lord" Saratn. I apologize for my patient. I'm Dr.Goodness, fro the KMC insane asylum, here to take him back.

HAHAHA DR. GOODNESS THAT'S A FUNNY NAME.

NO SERIOUSLY WHO ARE YOU? DO I KNOW YOU?

Originally posted by Lord_Saratn
HAHAHA DR. GOODNESS THAT'S A FUNNY NAME.

NO SERIOUSLY WHO ARE YOU? DO I KNOW YOU?

Pielover, Saberstylemaster? The Trio of Fire dude-y guy!

HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER ME, YOU VILE, HEARTLESS LITTLE COCK...ROACH!?!?

YUCK SARATN HATES COCK ROACHES.

HE WILL ASK HIS COUNTERPART IF HE KNOWS YOU. ONE MINUTE PLEASE

*hums elevator music*

Originally posted by Lord_Saratn
YUCK SARATN HATES COCK ROACHES.

HE WILL ASK HIS COUNTERPART IF HE KNOWS YOU. ONE MINUTE PLEASE

*hums elevator music*


What?

SARATN WILL ASK HIS COUNTER PART IF HE KNOWS YOU.

PLEASE HOLD ON.

*hums more elevator music*

*whacks Saratn over the head with a brick*

😬 ookay when did we start to attak saratan

since he has crazy ideas

fai do's 😂

I have an fantastic idea. We can put her on the racks. Which means she would laying on a rack with ropes connected to her hands and feet. The ropes then would be pulled making her body stretch and stretch. The beautiful thing about this is she won't die, she'll just be in immense pain.

I know how the rack works.
but then the machine gets to do everything

lets just shoot her in the face

y dont u do old chinese torture tactics
heres sum examples:
1. cut off her tongue then force her to eat it so she chocks on it
2. put hay unda her toe and finga nails then set em on fire
3. slowly smash each indevidual toe starting wit the big toe then go onto the fingas
4. slowly and carefully cut out each eye then make her eat it then her ears then her teeth and then all her nails
5. or lock her in solitary confinement and make sure the onli sound in ther is the drippin of watta

Good list but i wont be the one cutting her eyes out 😂

what a mess

😛

ya it mite get a lill messy but it should hurt

it shall be-ith
funith