Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by ladygrim606 pages

double *pokes*

*whacks Umbridge over the head with the stick*

no.......not stick.........more lik
SPIKY MACE WITH POISONED TIPS

wots da most gruesome weapon (not made up) u can think of?
mine's a lightsabre up da ass

w8 a lightsabre's made up.....mayb a red hot fireplace poker den

I think a nice flail will do very nicely

flails are fun
but i'll stick to a katana

maybe some rabid dogs too

😄 sounds goiod 🙂

yay!

🙂..

now where does one find rabid dogs?

i have a couple that live next door

and some very mean cats

i dont like them

well, we could have rabid cats I guess

lets use rabid gerbils
much harder to fight off

someone said top push her through the veil but that is way too good for her. I want to have her drawn and quartered and tehn eat her raw. Yaa that's pretty fitting. and use some spell so she woun't did during torture and has to watch it and feel it and watch me eat her! MWAAHAHAHA! ok I obviously am not fond of that thing 🙂

no eating

what she said no eating

*runs around Umbridge faking her out as if about to poke her* BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER.... (an hour later)... BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER...

😈

let's go bother Umbridge!