Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

it's Saratn's fault

Yeah, he scared her away with his nose picking.

and he's been trying to eat her

Saratn can't count that high

😑 um...okay... I believe the number is 2.

thoooooooooooooo

interesting
saratn
do you mind if i use your kmc name in my book??

Nope not at all. What is it about?

a dragon

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON

SARATN CAN GET A DRAGON AND CHASE PIGGY

yeahhh
coolio

Oh man, a dragon was used in HP already.

I KNOW

A VARDER!

USE CHINESE TORTURE TACTICS
they work best
i dunno from experiance but in records they cause a lot of pain

tru tru

i tink we already did though

WE ARE USING A VARDER

varder 😐????/

what's a varder?

SOMETHING SARATN HAS MADE UP

of course....

and what does it do