Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

😘 extremly messy

and gooey

errrrugh

and we can't exactly torture her if she's a nasty pile of goo on the ground

exactly... we defently cant have that

course not

It is Umbridge's birthday on April 20th.

lets bake her a cake thats been tampered with 😂

with naaasty things baked into it

Putting her own flesh into it 😛

ewww my blood has chilled the whole way down this page

i dont like it

i say we put tons of thumb tacks and cover them in frosting made of poo

then make her eat it

thumbtacks! briliant!

😄

now where are the thumbtacks?

in my desk

i have lost
i just dont have the poo frosting

i say we put bleach in it

funn

maybe her mouth will burn

with any luck

ohhhh

i have an idea

lets put miniscule drops of lighter fluid on different parts of her body and set it on fire and let it burn only in that spot until it almost goes out than pour water on it

then do it again somewhere else

yay!