Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

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ladygrim The Grim piratess

😄

Maikahyandowen Entropy

poke!

Notaek Junior Member

The Cenaturs should have roasted Umbride over an open fire and then eaten her. It would have been more satisfying if she would have gotten stumped on by Hagrid's younger brother.

Maikahyandowen Entropy

don't want to make the centaurs sick

MerMorgan02 I Am On Errantry

NEVER! centaurs r cool. ✅

Maikahyandowen Entropy

definately

MerMorgan02 I Am On Errantry

OK, after Umbridge is dead, we need to start a "Centaurs Rock!" movement. ✅

Maikahyandowen Entropy

yay!

SharinganFire06 Shinigami

funn!!!

Maikahyandowen Entropy

yep

ladygrim The Grim piratess

😄

Maikahyandowen Entropy

we still have our cattleprods, right?

ladygrim The Grim piratess

Ow we will always use the cattle prods 😄

Maikahyandowen Entropy

yay!

SharinganFire06 Shinigami

more fun 🙂

Maikahyandowen Entropy

definately

ladygrim The Grim piratess

🙂 of course

shaber schizoid

I reasonably sure that it is Umbridge's birthday today (the same day as Hitler's) and that Umbridge is almost as old as Voldemort and McGonagall.

Maikahyandowen Entropy

so she's old AND ugly

ladygrim The Grim piratess

old,fat and ugly and smelly and 😘