Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by d-fly_girl008606 pages

Grrr... she shouldn't be this hard to find!!

Are you playing hide and seek with Umbridge?

If you are, say you give up, she'll come running to you.

I'm not playing hide and seek!! She's trying to hide so I can't put her in the pool of sharks!!

Use the accio spell.

No, that would be too easy, I like a challenge.

Wonderful job you are doing at this 'challenge'.

Look, I'm trying ok... stop being a moron. Hey, is that her?? Darn, just an enlarged toad. Wait, wait! I see her!! Come back you old hag! *runs after Umbridge*

Wear a pair of spectacles and you will be able to see properly😛

Don't fall over.

Goodness *pants* lost *pants* her *pants* again! Fine, I'll do it the easy way. Accio Umbridge!

Wow, Umbridge can run fast.

Oops, not my wand... and she can't run that fast she just had a really big head start!! And, not to mention she kept throwing jinxes at me over her shoulder... Now, where's my wand?? Hey, give it back so I can summon her!!

I don't have your wand.

Hmph... then where is it?

Look for it, it can't walk remember.

Ooo... fine. Be difficult.

I will 😛

Let me see your wand so I can summon mine.

My wand will only work properly when i'm using it.

Just give it to me! Please? *bats eyelashes*

You might end up upside-down instead of summoning her.