Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Please? *edges closer*

*moves back*

I left in my other wallet 🤣

You are so irksome... and bad at making up excuses. Well then, help me find my wand? Please? *bats eyelashes again*

Accio wand

*catches wand* Thanx!!

Not so fast

accio wand.

You didn't say PLEEEASE

Yes I did!

That was Please, not PLEEEASE 😖hifty:

Fine, PLEEEASE? *bats eyelashes again*

Catch. *throws the wand*

*catches it* thanx, but you know it would have been easier to hand it to me...

I thought you loved challenges😆

Yes, but not all challenges. Ok, let's try this again. Accio Umbridge!

she's pretty fat, you sure that'll work

Try it again.

still say it won't work

You never know.

she's pretty fat

I guess. *takes a deep breath* Wait, here she comes! *watches Umbridge land in front of me* Wingardium Leviosa! *levitates Umbridge into pool of sharks and pirahnas* Lets observe!

Should i make her jump over the moon?

That way, she won't be fat anymore.