Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

I'm not insane.

I said i thought he was asexual(he reproduces by himself). I was kidding and i'm sorry.

did we ever figure out if Umbridge is still alive?

She's probably drowned.

g2g bye dorks 😛

Bye nerd.

Hey, where is D-fly? Hope she's okay. I never found out what she meant.

Ok, I had to go out to eat, now where was I??? Oh ya... so.... c....o....l...d...

I think you were saying K...I....

Anyway, drink this butterbeer

losing... lot's... of... blood... try... episky... *faints again*

*Sighs*

Episky. Hope it works.

*wakes up and bleeding stops* now get me a blood repleniching potion...

*gives her a blood 'repleniching' postion*

BTW Its replenishing🤣

Oops... Well, anyway, I'm better now... and I think Umbridge is dead.

What's the point of this thread,
If the toady Mrs. Umbridge is dead,
There won't be any need to post,
guess this thread is toast.

Lets keep Umbridge alive, what do you say?
Glad you are feeling alive, and not so frail.

Ok!! That means we can torture her more... by the way nice poem!

Thanks.

Oh and lets not throw her into another pool of sharks, okay.

We can, I just shouldn't go in after her... that was not smart...

Or we can just come up with something new, like tying her to a nuclear bomb and setting it off in space....nah, that will obviously kill her.

We could have her trampled by a herd of stampeeding buffalo.

Or throw her to the bottom from the top of mount everest.