Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by pinkfloydkor606 pages

Ive got to get in on this Umbridge tramplin, she is a total... uhhhh... there are no words for this woman, creature, thing!!!

That wasn't stupidity, that was courage! *gets up in Demonic Phoenix's face* Something you don't have!!

Lets just go to africa and start a stampede.

Courage, maybe, stupidity, obviously. And i have courage, i just don't want to show it over here, besides what's the point.

Why would I go anywhere with you??

You don't need to cometongue_ss.

I'll just throw Umbridge off this cliff.

Like you could lift her...

I say we conjure a pit of snakes this time!

Who said i would lift her, i'll just levitate her using windgardium and then drop her.

off a cliff, into a pit of snakes. No, Basilisks!!! hahaha

Like I said earlier, that might kill her... I think we should conjure a snake pit! You know, that might be interesting!

Knock yourself out.

*conjurs a snake pit before d fly girl can*

Hey, that's my job! Ok, Accio Umbridge! *drops Umbridge in snake pit*

Now don't go looking for Umbridge in that pit.

*snakes sniff and start vomiting*

Snakes didnt work

LOOK!! They started biting her!! *snakes attack Umbride* She's so covered in snakes i can't see her anymore!

Oh and Pinkfloyd, you'll have to stop double-posting before people tell you to stop, i found that out the hard way 😮

ok

Great, I'm going to have to go and rescue her again aren't I? but if i'm going down, you're going down with me!! *drags demonic phoenix into snake pit to help save umbridge*

Leave me alone. I'm not going to help you because you called me stupid.