Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by Demonic Phoenix606 pages

😬 i thought umbridge was in the snake pit.

I rescued her... again.

what for

Because I knew that it would annoy... someone. Luckily I didn't get bit!

put her back

Why?? Fine... *levitates Umbridge back into snake pit*

thanks

Your welcome... but if she needs rescueing, someone else better do it...

I'm not going to rescue her

Gosh... I really don't want to almost die again.

don't you go rescuing her again

But if you don't, I have to, other wise she'll die!!

*preforms some kind of spell to make the snakes vanish so d-fly can go get umbridge*

Thanx!! *climbs into pit and drags out Umbridge*

*shouts 'Reducto' at umbridge and blows a hole in her, but her fat seals itself back up*

Umbridge has a healing factor??? No wonder she didn't die.

Wow, thats awkward.

Weve gotta find a way around that....... mabey we could invent a Fat defense mechanism destroying spell. 😑

Let's just blow her brains out2guns

uhhh, yea I guess