Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

I was merely expressing my idea, Mr Pink.

ahhhhh i see. Now, for Umbridge. hmmmmm, we could tie her up and torture her, but not by force. We could make her read....... To Kill A Mockingbird!!!!

Lets make her read the never-ending book....or the never-ending story.

BTW pinkfloyd, do you like literature?

hmmmmm Depends on what type

I don't know, maybe Shakespeare?

a little. I really liked othello(sp?)

What about Macbeth? Or Hamlet?

Hamlet was pretty good and I never read (or saw) Macbeth

Some people think it's his best work(Macbeth). I liked all three of them, even Julius Caesar and King Lear.

Anyway, back to the topic on hand, what should we do to the toad?

uhhh, definatly dont kiss her, cause she might turn into a prince and it will be off with our heads!!!!!! (hence the fact that she is a toad)

Umm... Demonic Phoenix, stop interrogating pink... you're scaring him. *winks at pinkfloyd*

😉 😉 😆

We were just having a conversation about old-fashioned literature, I don't think that that will scare him now would it?
and you are absolutely right, it's far too dangerous to kiss her(can't believe you even thought of that), only the brave...and stupid....guys would do that.

well, im stupid, but not brave, so im out. And it was kinda scary, just cause we were talking about killing Umbridge, and then you started firing off questions about Shakespeare. sokay though

You were the one who brought up literature, so i just asked if you liked it. As you said, sokay though.

Now, is Umbridge still in the snake pit?

No, I rescued her with pinkfloyds help *looks fondly at pinkfloyd*

nope, d-fly got her out, and then the fat sealing, and now she is tied up to a chair and i am searching the library to find a suitable book for her.

ahhhh, how about.... Harry Potter and The Order Of The Pheonix!!

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
No, I rescued her with pinkfloyds help *looks fondly at pinkfloyd*

*sighs*

So what's next on the list of things to do to Umbridge?

*checks the list* well, right now we are on number 879, and there are 37465 things on the list.

Suuuuure.

So what exactly is number 879?