Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by Demonic Phoenix606 pages

yawnIts getting kinda boring just kicking the daylights out of Umbridge.

Anyway, how about we put her in a cage with a very,very,very angry lion?

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
It's not that, I just didn't want my 2 best friends to fight

im back, and we were just messin around Danielle, we werent actually fighting. even though elmo is way better than sonic any day lol

okeedokee... i think the lion idea was a good one.

Originally posted by pinkfloydkor
im back, and we were just messin around Danielle, we werent actually fighting. even though elmo is way better than sonic any day lol

What's that supposed to mean? Both of them are okay, Elmo's more popular for infants while Sonic's more popular for kids above the infant level(don't assume funny things from this statement okay)

That lion will do what many buffaloes couldn't, rip her apart.

okeeedokeeee, anyway, lets do something interesting to Umbridge instead of just attempting to kill her

hmm... i don't know. wait!! i've got it!! lets use chinese water torture!!

Well, nothing's been able to kill her so far.

Chinese water torture? wtf?

There's no need to swear-shout pinkfloyd.
I think we need a little info on what chinese water torture is D-fly.

you don't know what chinese water torture is??

srry, didnt mean to scream it like that, there, thats better

nope, no clue

Is it the one where they boil you alive???

no... they use a water dropper, and drop a drop of water in between the persons eyes every 2 seconds... it makes the person slowly go crazy.

Oh.

okeedokee, i guess that's out.

uhhh, that might take awhile, and her fat might absorb it, but we could try

I'd rather put her in a cage with the lion.

yea, Umbridge carnage all the way

okeedokee

Is this okeedokee thing a disease, because you guys have been saying it all day long.