Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

So now I make you speechless??

In a way. I couldn't find anything else to say.

Exactly.

🤨

Well, I guess I'll leave Umbridge for someone else to torture...

eh?

Well, seeing as it's my birthday, I'm feeling especially nice... so I'll leave her for someone else to deal with...

how nice

Yes... for me!! If I don't do anything to her, I don't have to rescue her!!

course not

Let's just put her in a cannon and fire it and away she goes, the first flying toad.

splat!

More like KABOOM because of her size.

true

I know.

what a mess

*tiptoes away*

you get back her and clean that up!

Can't hear you with all this wind.
*moves farther away*

liar! get back here!