Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Originally posted by SharinganFire06
Okay

how can we kill umbridge
back tothe bare bones of the thread

in every unbelievably painful way possible 😈

1. Let's burn her hair.
2. Let's tie her hands very, very tightly
3. Let's all grab a stick and hit her on her head hardly
4. Then lets use tweezers and pull her eye-lashes out
5. Then let's pull her finger-nails
6. Then we tie her to the stake and let her burn for an hour.
7. Then we put her in a cage with a tigress with cubs
8. Then we shoot hexes at her
9. Finally, we all take swords and slice and dice her.

Good Ideas.

MATCHES

Well it seems like Esaul is ready for the first step.

We can always count on him to have matches.

*opens a suitcase full of glasses, and opens his jacket*

Yeah....I don't remember where those come in. I'm confussed now but I'm too lazy to put the confussed smilie.

*steals all the matches*
you know you're not allowed

Read my profile and you'll get it

oh joy

😄 I have plenty of matches

I took them all
behave yourself

I have a secret stash

I found that months ago

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yeah, your profile is to big what part do I read? I don't feel like reading the whole thing.

you'll figure it out, don't worry

it's in the quotes

My head hurts that's too much to read!

Oh then forget what I put.

sheesh...