Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

I need to update it

why

I have a lot to add

ah

Yeah, I still don't get it but forget it I doesn't matter anymore.

I have extra matches if you want some Esaul?

Goody

don't you dare give him those

I'll have some

you're not allowed

Fine I'll play with them! *turns on a match*

*steals it*

*throws him and the match in the shark infested pool*

*screams*

oh dear, did you fall?

No. I lost my penny

You didn't have to steal it I would have gave you some. Here
*give matches to Esaul, but trips on way back to seat and accidently lights hair on fire*

oh dear...

*puts the fire out gently and takes the matches and lights himself on fire* MY LIFE LONG DREAM COMPLETED

*throws him in the pond again*

OH!OH! I WANT TO BE ON FIRE TOO!