Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by Maikahyandowen606 pages

nothing as far as I can tell
and she's a TOAD

PIGGY

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
nothing as far as I can tell
and she's a TOAD

Don't you like golf?

golf is boring.

TOAD Saratn!!

BUt wouldn't you want to play it if Umbridge's head is the golf ball?

*takes a hockey stick and hits a bowling ball with it*

FOUR!!!!
or
FOR!!!!
(dunno which one)

PIGGY

it's fore

TOAD!!!!

*transforms Umbridge into a half toad half piggy* ARE YOU BOTH HAPPY????

nope.

NOPE

Saratn thought fore was for something else and not for that

like what

There's just no pleasing you guys.

PIGGY

not really, no.

TOAD!!

PIGGY WIGGY

TOAD

BAH! *steals matches and goes to hunt piggy*

she is not a piggy and you know it!
*steals the matches and drops Saratn in the lake*

No!! No throwing people in pools of water... bad things can happen.

such as?