Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Sharks!!! Do you not remember?

Not that again.

You wouldn't want it to happen to anyone else if it had happened to you.

No its not that. I just don't want the whole shark thing to happen to ANYONE.

Exactly, so go get Saratn out of the water.

There aren't any sharks in there.

How do you know that?? Save him!!

🤨It's a two feet deep pond. I'd hardly expect any fish much less sharks in there.

*makes pond bigger, puts sharks in it, and gives Saratn some matches (after getting him out of the lake and letting him dry off).*

I think Umbridge is mixed with cow, pig, toad and I don't know what else.

she's a frog. possibly a toad.
and don't give Saratn matches!!!!
*snatches them*

has anyone seen my auntie?!

I'm sure someone has.

well p lease find out 😛

Why don't you, she's not that hard to miss after all.

Saratn was hungry

You ate her?!

Yep

Oh my goodness!! What did she taste like??

*makes Saratn spit Umbridge out*

told you not to eat her!!

Hey! *eats her again*
You rather have the piggy running?