Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

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Yep. See!!

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Good. Um... I'm going to go heal Umbridge since she covered in stomach acid... *walks over to Umbridge and heals her*

So even if she isn't healed, you can't heal her, because it didn't work the first time.

Yeah, it did... she just isn't waking up. I mean, she's not half digested anymore is she?? Wait... what if... *just as she says that Umbridge springs up and starts to run off* I knew it!! She was faking!!

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Yeah, it did... she just isn't waking up. I mean, she's not half digested anymore is she?? Wait... what if... *just as she says that Umbridge springs up and starts to run off* I knew it!! She was faking!!

Faking???? *makes Umbridge trip and fall over*

Yeah, you know, pretending to be unconsious. She's getting up again.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Yeah, you know, pretending to be unconsious. She's getting up again.

I was just stunned.

I know what faking is thank you very much.

*makes Umbridge trip and fall over again*

Hehehe. Just making sure.

She's just going to get up again.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Hehehe. Just making sure.

She's just going to get up again.

Well you didn't need to😛

*makes ropes appear and knot themselves around Umbridge's legs and hands*

Oh well. I did.

That's smarter. Now what's the plan??

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Oh well. I did.

That's smarter. Now what's the plan??

Scallywag😛

Tanks.

Really, what's the plan??

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Really, what's the plan??

Can you get some grenades for us?

Sure. Should I orb or apparate? JK... *disappartes, then reappears a few miniutes later with another bag of grenades* They're getting better.... but not good enough. Here you go.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Sure. Should I orb or apparate? JK... *disappartes, then reappears a few miniutes later with another bag of grenades* They're getting better.... but not good enough. Here you go.

The grenades?

How good are your shooting skills in basketball?

No, the Coast Guard...

I made the school team if that tells you anything.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
No, the Coast Guard...

I made the school team if that tells you anything.

Ah, I see.

Cool. Wanna play basketball with the grenades? We can use Umbridge's mouth as the hoop or turn her upside-down and try to throw the grenades into her skirt.

Yep.

I'd rather not. That would be a little mean....

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Yep.

I'd rather not. That would be a little mean....

Throwing the grenades up her skirt or into her mouth?

Both. I mean, I'm not that cruel...

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Both. I mean, I'm not that cruel...

Right*rolls eyes*