Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Unless I'm mad. Then I can be very, VERY cruel...

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Unless I'm mad. Then I can be very, VERY cruel...

😈 *pokes her a lot of times*

Oh my goodness!! *orbs away* That's not even funny!!! I don't like poking!!

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Oh my goodness!! *orbs away* That's not even funny!!! I don't like poking!!

I never said it was funny😛 *disapparates and apparates beside her and pours a mug of water on her head*

That's cold!! Go pour some on Umbridge.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
That's cold!! Go pour some on Umbridge.

*Pours water on Umbridge then some more on d-fly*

*puts d-fly on fire*

I can't be on fire if you just put water on me smart one.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
I can't be on fire if you just put water on me smart one.

In case you haven't noticed, you are already dry. you are a whitelighter yeah😛

Yeah, but that doesn't mean I automatically dry off.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Yeah, but that doesn't mean I automatically dry off.

Whatever. *throws her into a magically enhanced dryer(so no orbing or apparating)*

Meany. Wait if you're leaving how am I supposed to get out? *tries to orb but can't, so tries to apparate, but can't* I'm sooooooo going to run out of air before long.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Meany. Wait if you're leaving how am I supposed to get out? *tries to orb but can't, so tries to apparate, but can't* I'm sooooooo going to run out of air before long.

Don't worry, I've set the dryer to dry for only a minute.

I'll get you out of there once it's over.

Not even funny!! Someone get me out!! Now!!

*tries to orb again, but fails again*

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Not even funny!! Someone get me out!!

*waits for the dryer to stop*

*gets her out of the dryer*

Ow... that hurt. Meany.

*crawls over to Umbridge and unties her* Go catch her.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Ow... that hurt. Meany.

*crawls over to Umbridge and unties her* Go catch her.

Sorry. Scardey cat.

*ties Umbridge up again*

Yes, I am.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Yes, I am.

I know you are😛

*makes the knots on Umbridge become tighter*

For reasons you have no idea about so you can shut up.

Is that all you're gonna do? That's not very violent.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
For reasons you have no idea about so you can shut up.

Is that all you're gonna do? That's not very violent.

Excuse me????

Nope.