Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by d-fly_girl008606 pages

Go away Deanna!! You don't even know who Umbridge is!! You've never read Harry Potter, so get out of the Harry Potter Forum!!

You can't tell me what to do. And I know.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
No it doesn't... Does it??

Yup it does.

Oh and stop fighting please. Thank you.

I don't want to be a hero... I just want to help people.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
I don't want to be a hero... I just want to help people.

Yup, and by just helping people, you become one😛

So, accept it, you are one.

But I don't want to be a hero!!

No you can't.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
But I don't want to be a hero!!

Okay okay, I won't call you a hero, since you don't want to be one......but that doesn't mean that you aren't one.

Oooo... *falls onto the ground* I never wanted to be a hero...

Hahahaha.

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Oooo... *falls onto the ground* I never wanted to be a hero...

Fine, I won't mention you being a hero okay, but you'll always be one in my eyes as long as you help people.

*picks her up* This is no time to be lying around.

Put me down!! *orbs next to Umbridge*

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Put me down!! *orbs next to Umbridge*

Umm....I just lifted you off the ground. I wasn't carrying you.

Okay then.

What's the plan for Umbridge now??

Originally posted by d-fly_girl008
Okay then.

What's the plan for Umbridge now??

Ummm.....dumping her in a pool of sharks? And I'll get her this time.

No. Never again. No.

Okay. Never again if you say so.

Howz about using her as a trampoline?

That would be a little hard. Expecially with her thrashing around and that.

Howz about poking her with a red-hot poker?

Where do we get one of those??