Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by Demonic Phoenix606 pages

Umm.....from the fireplace.

There's a fireplace?? Oh....

Yes there is.

Yup. *disapparates and apparates with a red-hot poker* Who wants to have a go?

You go first. I'm still tired from healing...

I'll go last.

Scardey cats.

*pokes Umbridge with the poker and hears her scream*

I'm not scared, I'm tired... from you now, *says bitterly* being a hero.

being a hero can be so tiring

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Scardey cats.

*pokes Umbridge with the poker and hears her scream*

Hey we are not scaredy cats.

I don't want to be a hero!! I just want to help people!! That doesn't make me a hero!!

Yes it does.

not exactly

That's what I said!! But nooo... people have to keep insisting I'm a hero, when it's a lie!!

not a bad title though

Yes you are a hero.

Well, you can take it, cause I don't want it!!

maybe if you didn't try to save Umbridge

What you being a hero??

Tell me, do you think a hero is someone who wears a costume and a cape?