Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by Destiny_Desire606 pages

leftright Are the squirrels aggressive?

Perhaps if we keep them unfed for a few days, and hypnotize them into thinking that Umbridge is an acorn... they will be. >:]

hmm How are we supposed to do that?

Originally posted by Xandico
Yes, on the count of three Running Mascara... What's an 8-wheeler? Anyway... ON THE COUNT OF THREE everyone release their squirrels! And release the manure... If you can release stuff from an 8-wheeler...
Anyhoo...
And a one!
And a two!
And a THREE!!!
*Chucks squirrel*

I think it's 18-wheeler, but I can't remember anymore. 😮 I wasn't even here when you posted this. 😐 Oh well, *releases squirrel*

Originally posted by Destiny_Desire
leftright Are the squirrels aggressive?

✅ Yes, very aggressive

Good. -lets squirrel go-

👆

hmm they seem interested in her.

I think they like her 😖

Well thats crap.

Nah, nevermind they were just checking if she was a bad nutt. 😛

😊 Oh thats good.

yep 🙂

I don't think so.They are coming toward us.Uh-oh!*thinking of a good spell*

uh oh...

Dude... the squirrel is attacking you.

*Starts grabbing handfuls of manure and throwing it at squirrels AND Umbridge* That will hopefully make them angry then they will kill Umbridge!

But once shes dead... we cant really do anything with her -sob-

that's true

Ah well...

We shall torture her and make her kiss Ferenze's hooves then!