Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

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Maikahyandowen Entropy

used rocks?

celestial_moon celes

...more pain. but no suffication.

sure why not? add those in!

Maikahyandowen Entropy

yes!
*drops boulders on Umbridge too*

celestial_moon celes

HAPPY NEW YEAR UMBRIDGE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

~Freak-N-Bunny~ Senior Member

pokey Eee hee hee heeeee

celestial_moon celes

POKEE TIME!!!*pokes umbridge*

~Freak-N-Bunny~ Senior Member

*pokes her with a sledge hammer*

Maikahyandowen Entropy

*pokes Umbridge with a cattle prod*

MerMorgan02 I Am On Errantry

*hehedrops refrigerator on umbridge* my mom said I couldn't bring it back in the house after I had hit umbridge w/ it, so she can keep it. 😊

Maikahyandowen Entropy

it'd be a nasty mess anyway. bits of Umbridge stuck to it....

celestial_moon celes

now who would want bits of umbridge in their house?

unless it's for trophey purposes... 😖hifty:

Maikahyandowen Entropy

Umbrigde's nasty frog face mounted above your fireplace. That'd sure scare your relatives

lilsis Senior Member

Originally posted by celestial_moon
i must say, that was an accurate portrayel of her, charmedFairy.

i like the covering her in cement part. brilliant idea!

hhheeeeyyyyy the whole cement thing was mine & maika's idea!!! 🙁

lilsis Senior Member

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
it'd be a nasty mess anyway. bits of Umbridge stuck to it....
😱 USE SWIFFER ITS GOT ANTI-FREEZE IN IT SO EVEN IF PART OF HER IS STILL ALIVE THEN THE ANTI-FREEZE SHOULD DO THE TRICK!! 😱 AAGGGHHH!! I AM SUCH GENIUS!!

Maikahyandowen Entropy

amazing!
maybe we could spray her with water and see if she melts.
"I'm melting! I'm melting!"

lioness_pride Senior Member

i wonder how she would look melting. swiffer would work, or we could just use windex.

MerMorgan02 I Am On Errantry

use the swiffer, or a squeejie, whichever works. or, how bout a mop?

Maikahyandowen Entropy

or a fire hose

lioness_pride Senior Member

or a...... f.r.y.i.n.g p.a.n....... i like the fire hose. there is one in our basement* how about a bottle filled with seltzer. shake it REALLY hard and then when you open it, you aim it at her.

*we do not have a fire hose in our basement. we do not even have a basement.

Maikahyandowen Entropy

basement's are cool. what would a seltzer bottle do?