Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by #1Rupert_Lover606 pages

You're my kind of people. i hate umbridge more than clowns. and i DESPISE clowns. Kill Umbridge! 😈

why don't we throw her into a pit of lava and watch her disintegrate? that would make my day.

to fast...needs 2 b slower

yeah, and pain, lots and lots o pain!!! 😈 dude, I would's hurt NE1 w/ the mace. First, I'd have 2 ask permission from Maik. and she loves her mace! right, Maik?

i feel safer 😐

we could put her on a stretching machine for abit😄

yeah!! 😈

there should be a mace where you add a spike after every hit.

i like the way ur evil little mind works!

why thank you 😄 😈

we should put her on one of those medieval torture machines. they're slow and painful. twisted1

cryi dont knoe you guys anymore

what do you mean?

so evil..cry

yes, but we're doing all this to an evil lady.

yes i know, but all the ideas you ppl can think ofcryscawy

Here's an evil idea.
we should rip umbridge's brain out of her nostrils with a long metal stick. just like what the egyptians did as part of the mummification process. it would be pretty gruesome, too, if you know what i mean. 😈

Let the bugs do that.

shybag

lets not do ne of the above 😘