Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by Maikahyandowen606 pages

we could just whack her with a stick or something

a really big stickevillaugh

and then poke her with it!

as the thread says evillaugh

Feed her to [i]something[/].

😖 😈

This kids, is why you don't go and pick up nasty wasty things on the ground.
Look what it did to ol' Seigfried.
Lock Umbridge with him for a few minutes.

why get someone else do it wen we all have to hands of our own

watching is better than doing it ourselves.

no it gets rid of stress

dont wanna get messy, rather watchevillaugh

its more fun when ur the one doing 😈

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it seems like thas the only response u ever give me! wat'd i ever do to u? 😒

wow, so we have torcher, live burial (we're still stickin' w/ that as the end result, right?), scarab beetles, stingrays, eels, paranas, Mace, long, pointy poking stick, and a few other things that would b prefered by some of our viewers 2 remain unlisted. is that it?

Yeah, a machete.

oops, phrased it wrong. what I meant to say was how about we add a machete to the list.

yeah, razor sarp machete! 😈 but what would we do with it?

hmm, good question. how 'bout we scalp her with it 😈

ugh. *shudders* bad memory w/ scalping. my bro Damon had a long stick, just a peice of maple tree, that was curved around, and he called it his scalper, and he would hit me on the head with it, yelling, "SCALP, SCALP, SCALP!!!!!!!!!!!!" u can c his problem.