Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by ladygrim606 pages

I kno

Hey good to see you!

Have you thought of any new Umbridge toture ideas? 😈

I wonder what the 6th book will be like, Umbridge is in the hos. wing of Hogwarts, and Harry is still ban from Quiddich... Do ya'll think that will last long or what.

Oh, if anyone has a "We hate Umbridge"support group, let me know so I can join.

Look around. This IS the support group.

I doubt Umbridge will show up in the sixth book. And that ban on Harry will most likely be gone.

Yeah, I agree.

I hope. if not, I'm gonna get into that book, and kill Umbridge, so that way Harry can play again. won't that b fun?

Originally posted by celestial_moon
Hey good to see you!

Have you thought of any new Umbridge toture ideas? 😈

have i sed red hot poker b4 ... 😄

2 true. that's a very good idea... *evil cackle*

lol..kewl

yes! red hot poker!! lunge it at her face!!! 😈

*gasp* How did we skip that??

Genius.

Here's a good one - tying her to a chair and forcing her to listen to an entire week of Professor Binn's lectures!

lol...or to be read the whole collection of tolkiens books...😛

HEY!

she was just kiddin' (I hope). Or, we could put her in an air-tight room w/ my bro and leave them b 4 10 years, the open the door and check out what remains.

put a couple of rabid pit bulls in there too

mayb if she met some one just like her it wud send her crazy .....

i kno just the person .. shes a teache at my skewl and shes a riiite ***** ..

No, they might start a support group. Then our problems would double.

Good idea Phoenix. Binns would do it so long as at least SOMEONE listens to his lectures...whether willingly or not.

but then she might just fall asleep

well have to find her weak spot..and torture her mentally 😉