Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Centaurs.

Extra big evil centaurs with really sharp pokers 😈

Even better still, wouldn't it be great if Voldemort tortured her!!

nah, too boring.

what about the rack?

a bit better.

Why should we let Voldemort have all the fun?!

We deserve it! We know that she exists!

Originally posted by lilsis
OMG!! hav any of u guys ever seen Rose Red by Stephen King? there's this woman on there & she looks exactly like umbridge!

i know her hair is a bit dark but still!!!!!!!!!!!!

& if that doesnt work just go here

aaaah!! that's one creepy looking lady!

That is SO umbridge!

wow. scaary.

What about my pic of my old teacher? 😕

also scary

yeah, agreably. ✅

now where do we get a rack?

good question. *sits down on ground, and poses like 'The Thinker'*

OH! got idea! we go back in time and let Anne Bolyen lend us 1!!!!! 😄

true. or we could just make one. *looks for blueprints*

lol good Idea! uh, but where r the blue prints? 😕

*looks around blankly*

😑 Dunno

WTF!?!? we can't have that!!!!!! OK, back 2 plan B. *Walks over 2 ghost of Anne Bolyen.* Hey. U have a rack on hand?