DO all you women use Moose for Sex?

Started by ~Da Moose~20 pages
~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Mišt
What this thread needs is *BOOBS* mistw00t

Hey Hey Misty, did you know that you and I have a love child? Apparently, and this is according to Syren, it has cloven feet, an Aussie accent, and a pouch on it's stomach. 🥷

Mišt Senior Member

You humped the wildlife again, didnt you?nahuh

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Mišt
You humped the wildlife again, didnt you?nahuh

If you're considered wildlife, then, ayuh, I did. 😕

Mišt Senior Member

When did this act occur? I remember nothing! shock

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Mišt
When did this act occur? I remember nothing! shock

Nor do I....but apparently it's true. And Syren is the step father. 😕

Mišt Senior Member

Well I remember sleeping with her so that part makes sense 😕

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Mišt
Well I remember sleeping with her so that part makes sense 😕

Yeah yeah, me too....and....weren't you there? I mean, wasn't it a 'team effort'? 🤨 Wait a minute........you don't think....I mean....that she pulled the old bait and switch when the lights were out, do you? 😑 😱

Mišt Senior Member

That totally makes sense now! icon5_2

Wait...

*throws up and washes self furiously with soap* I feel so dirty. weep

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Mišt
That totally makes sense now! icon5_2

Wait...

*throws up and washes self furiously with soap* I feel so dirty. weep

Oh God.....I think I need a douche....

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh God.....I think I need a douche....

Where exactly would you use the douche? Be warned this will determine whether you were on the top or bottom when you were with Mist.detective

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Where exactly would you use the douche? Be warned this will determine whether you were on the top or bottom when you were with Mist.detective

I was gonna use it ON Mist..... 😕

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I was gonna use it ON Mist..... 😕

Well played. For a second there I thought you let Mist "give you the finger".ermm

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well played. For a second there I thought you let Mist "give you the finger".ermm

Thank you. I thought that was a fine return volley myself. 😎 No...no part of Mist has ever been inside of me.

That's one of the grossest things I've ever said. 😐

Soleran Fast As Time
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well played. For a second there I thought you let Mist "give you the finger".ermm

speechless

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Thank you. I thought that was a fine return volley myself. 😎 No...no part of Mist has ever been inside of me.

That's one of the grossest things I've ever said. 😐

Originally posted by Soleran
speechless

New subject.😂

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
New subject.😂

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

peanut tis a nut, that looks like a pea.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

The real question is peanut butter, butter?hmm

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by SelphieT
peanut tis a nut, that looks like a pea.

Are you sure? Maybe it's a pea, that looks like a nut. hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
The real question is peanut butter, butter?hmm

I've never thought about it before, and well....there was a reason for that.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I've never thought about it before, and well....there was a reason for that.

Because you know in the end it's all about sex?ermm