DO all you women use Moose for Sex?

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~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Because you know in the end it's all about sex?ermm

I don't remember the original question. 🥷

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't remember the original question. 🥷

I think it was....

If James invites Cloe over to have sex with him and Kirsten and Cloe brings her friend Alice how can James have sex with all three at once.

lookaround

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I think it was....

If James invites Cloe over to have sex with him and Kirsten and Cloe brings her friend Alice how can James have sex with all three at once.

lookaround

Any way possible, the lucky bastard? 😕

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Any way possible, the lucky bastard? 😕

Wrong you fail.mhm

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wrong you fail.mhm

🙄 Y'ok......whatevah....mhm yourself. If I was James, I'd....I'd....wow....if I was James..... *dream sequence*

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
🙄 Y'ok......whatevah....mhm yourself. If I was James, I'd....I'd....wow....if I was James..... *dream sequence*

Who'd be Cloe, Kirsten and Alice?🥷

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who'd be Cloe, Kirsten and Alice?🥷

What do you mean? From here?

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What do you mean? From here?

Yeah humor me.🥷

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Yeah humor me.🥷

*shrugs* OK....they would be played by, Syren, Liv and you.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*shrugs* OK....they would be played by, Syren, Liv and you.

How are you today hun?

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
How are you today hun?

leftright Huh? Fine......😑 and you?

did we just screech to a halt there?

Soleran Fast As Time
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

What is a Legume? For 800 points (spelling?)

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
leftright Huh? Fine......😑 and you?

did we just screech to a halt there?

I'm good.😊

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Soleran
What is a Legume? For 800 points (spelling?)

Legume est le mot français pour le vegetable. L'épellation était correcte, se donnent un tapotement sur le dos. clap

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm good.😊

Sorry are you planning on having your balls licked today or has that already happened?doped

W---ow......😑

I think I'll go for lunch now......

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
W---ow......😑

I think I'll go for lunch now......

Sorry I was trying to be random.bag

Soleran Fast As Time
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Legume est le mot français pour le vegetable. L'épellation était correcte, se donnent un tapotement sur le dos. clap

So a legume is a vegtable in french huh?

After that I don't understand anymore.

I have a difficult enough time with English let alone another language.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Soleran
So a legume is a vegtable in french huh?

After that I don't understand anymore.

I have a difficult enough time with English let alone another language.

Oui Oui it is my friend.

My apologies, for my job, I am bi-lingual.

Soleran Fast As Time

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oui Oui it is my friend.

My apologies, for my job, I am bi-lingual.

Ahh I am bi-lingual as well, I speak english and red-neck.

Now real quick like go grab me a reeb, thats beer spelled backwards for you.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Soleran
Ahh I am bi-lingual as well, I speak english and red-neck.

Now real quick like go grab me a reeb, thats beer spelled backwards for you.

Your mullet gave you away. 😉

What I look like Cletus, yo Biatch?