Please, Step under the MOOSELETOE!

Originally posted by AvP
hey there mr moose, you surprised me there *feels flattened*

Hey there big fella...wink

hey there, bye there, i have to go now moosey,later buddy, i'll leave ya two aliens too play with OK 😉

Originally posted by AvP
hey there, bye there, i have to go now moosey,later buddy, i'll leave ya two aliens too play with OK 😉

You're leaving me aliens to play with?

I'm...touched?

Seeyaa.

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
You're leaving me aliens to play with?

I'm...touched?

Seeyaa.

*touches Moose*

pokey

Moooseeeeeeeee

Originally posted by English Moosette
*touches Moose*

pokey

Christ in a sidecar woman, is that the best you can do?banwhip

Originally posted by Candy Kisses
Moooseeeeeeeee

Caaaaannnnddddyyyy Kissssseeessss!

Hey! I was trying out the moose call and it worked

Originally posted by Candy Kisses
Hey! I was trying out the moose call and it worked

Actually, the moose call that works the best is a shirt coming off....or a zipper being undone...jk

But i dont have a zipper

*takes zipper off and offers it to Sarah*

Nah its ok! It clashes with my silk Pj's

cry I was gonna give you my D&G designer zipper!

Ohh! Thanks but im going tostick to my spatula! 😂

Originally posted by English Moosette
*takes zipper off and offers it to Sarah*

I was talking to YOU.

*drops zipper and adopts innocent expression*

Oopsie.

*watches fro afar* zippers.

*kicks zipper over to JJ*

I won't be needing that.

*eyes the Moose*

zipper zipper zipper!!!!!!! *gets excited and rund off with zipper*

🙄

Simple minds.....

*looks for missing Moose*

😕