Please, Step under the MOOSELETOE!

Started by English Moosette56 pages

*puckers up automatically*

i would have done it but im still looking for the lost zipper and this is moose work.

oh and yeah its also shellies job to uncollapse collapsed english moosettes. also i think mosse would kill me

*is still puckered*

Originally posted by justjakk
i would have done it but im still looking for the lost zipper and this is moose work.

Lost zipper? I have just the thing! *drumroll* Introducing............ the Zip-o-matic 2000, *puts on presenter voice* This baby is gaurunteed to find your lost zipper in half the amount of time that you would. And if by any chance it doesn't, it'll make you a new zipper.

Ya interested?

Originally posted by English Moosette
*puckers up automatically*
*kisses your puckered lips and grins* wake-up kere-bear.....

Originally posted by .::Levi@than::.
Lost zipper? I have just the thing! *drumroll* Introducing............ the Zip-o-matic 2000, *puts on presenter voice* This baby is gaurunteed to find your lost zipper in half the amount of time that you would. And if by any chance it doesn't, it'll make you a new zipper.

Ya interested?

no not interested, ill continue looking for the lost zipper myself.

*reaches into pocket and drops zipper*

oh look what i found, the zipper.

*mumbles to self about dammed interupting liviathan*

Originally posted by shellie
*kisses your puckered lips and grins* wake-up kere-bear.....

I see MY work is done here... 😛

Originally posted by justjakk

*mumbles to self about dammed interupting liviathan*

*shrugs* It's what I do

*grabs Shellie round neck and pulls down*

Hey honey winkiss

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I see MY work is done here... 😛
Ladies first my sweet moose😛

*countinues mubling about dammed interupting laviathan and how the zipper would have been mine and murder and stuff and fake boobs.........whered that come from*

Dammit Moose get out of my head!!!!!

Originally posted by English Moosette
*grabs Shellie round neck and pulls down*

Hey honey winkiss

hey baby flirt1

😠 He does not mutter about fake boobs. I know mine are small but they're also perky and he's happy with them the way they are.

Originally posted by shellie
Ladies first my sweet moose😛

Sure sure... 😄

Then what was that voice in my head? Was it you? Shellie? Laviathan?
*mumbles darned interupter*

woah first thing i read when i come in here is fake boobs kinda weird

It's the faeries sweetie 😉

Originally posted by English Moosette
😠 He does not mutter about fake boobs. I know mine are small but they're also perky and he's happy with them the way they are.

Ugh...fake boobs...how passe.

How did we get on this subject?

I have a boob obsession