Masterbation..moahhaahha!

I know two or three girls who told me and one guy

I always thought the topic of masturbation was a pretty personal issue....really only discussed among close friends, or your shrink 😄

In my theater production class (theater kids so they arent afraid to speak out) they talk about anything. The girls especially sit there and talk about using showerheads... talk about how great there bf is at sex... bla bla bla. However, it is correct that they dont talk about this over the internet... its odd.. i agree, i wonder!

wonder what?

Probably wonders 'why'

how do u masturbate? and why? ive heard of it, but my mom and dad are extra protecteve of me hearin that stuff. not that i listen 😛

Originally posted by #1avalon_fan
how do u masturbate? and why? ive heard of it, but my mom and dad are extra protecteve of me hearin that stuff. not that i listen 😛

You touch yourself at your private parts...just try, you will figure it out.

okay, i will... LATER

Originally posted by #1avalon_fan
okay, i will... LATER

Have fun with that.

my girlfreind and a close freind of mine does..... 😖hifty: guess who over 😛 😉

Originally posted by #1avalon_fan
okay, i will... LATER

Originally posted by Bardock42
Have fun with that.

😆 Dude, that is so wrong.

Originally posted by RZA
😆 Dude, that is so wrong.

By any moral standard I am aware of....yeah.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You touch yourself at your private parts...just try, you will figure it out.

Occasionally, the truth is as ridiculous as Eskimo cameras. Which are true, anyway...So, eh, I guess nothing is ridiculous, which is ridiculous, if you think about it.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Occasionally, the truth is as ridiculous as Eskimo cameras. Which are true, anyway...So, eh, I guess nothing is ridiculous, which is ridiculous, if you think about it.

I think Eskimo cameras are pretty ridicolous, especially those that own sand...a good amout of it too. What does that have to do with giving a girl masturbation advice though?

What girl doesn't masturabte over - and on - an Eskimo camera that owns lots of sand? I know I do, and I'm not even a girl! I'm a lady.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
What girl doesn't masturabte over - and on - an Eskimo camera that owns lots of sand? I know I do, and I'm not even a girl! I'm a lady.

He's a lady, oh, oh, oh he's a lady.

Anyways, I didn't say girls don't love Eskimo cameras, especially those that own a lot of sand, shallow people, but it's still ridiculous, almost as ridiculous as nothing being ridiculous.

Sing it to me, Batman.

If all the girls masturbate to Eskimo cameras that own so very much of the sand, then why is it ridiculous? Shirley, it must be normal? Which is ridiculous, because how can something that is so absurd be normal? That's ridiculous.

QED, Yahweh, QED

But since you now have proven that this is ridiculous, then our axiom "Nothing is ridiculous" cannot be true, which basically means that there is no God. We are alone. And all that just because someone wanted to know about pleasuring oneself. Damn you, masturbater....damn you.

Oh, that's sad. Really, really sad. I hate it when life is proved to be a futile exercise. It's makes everything seem so ridiculous. Again. Which means there is yes God?