Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Started by Darth Jello34 pages

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
I have a similar story, homes.

Today on our lunch break, one of my mechanics told us that the night before he woke up at about 3:00 am to take a leak and when he opened the door to the bathroom he caught his girlfriend using the reverse-end of his electric shaver on herself! 😆

Wouldn't it be more efficient to use an eybebrow/nosehair trimmer with the head removed? I mean, most of those things are like, exactly clit/butthole size.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Wouldn't it be more efficient to use an eybebrow/nosehair trimmer with the head removed? I mean, most of those things are like, exactly clit/butthole size.

😆

This thread is sad and pathetic.

I talk to someone on KMC, we're quite open with each other in admitting things.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
😐 Homes, the very point of this thread is about spanking the monkey!

If what I said deviated from your point, oh well, I was still on topic.

You're right. Sorry.

Oh my god this thread is off the hook....the thing about the chess set....nice..........and whoever said this thread is pathetic shouldn't have been looking at it anyway if they think its offensive....duh.....the topic of the thread is in the title.........i hope i'm not the only woman who posted on here

Re: Masterbation..moahhaahha!

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Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
..ok, now there is a general conception that guys masterbaai, and girls dont. and girls will absoultly not ever admit to it, normally. why? thats my question. we all know that girls do it, but why wont they admit it?..i dunno kinda pisses me off.

by the way, i do know many girls that do, because well.....i wont get into it,.....haha!

but i have asked alot of girls and right off the start its a definite NO!
but sinse i know thier lying, i persist and eventually evey girl i talk to about it ends up admiting to it aftr a good amount of persuasion.

why dont girls just admit to it, it only makes u sound dumb...

(ps. i know guys dont admit either, but they admit more easily, because, well guys do it..lol)

I get girls who openly admit to it all the time...

Maybe you lack the charm... 😉

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
You're right. Sorry.

You're the first person I've seen say that here on KMC in 2 years. And I've only been here 2 years in this coming May.

This thread is disturbing... and it brings up images my sixteen-year-old mind tends to get excited from.

Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
You're the first person I've seen say that here on KMC in 2 years. And I've only been here 2 years in this coming May.

I've apologized for posts made after a long night out before. Happy anniversary, I guess? When you're wrong, you're wrong. That's all there is to it. I've been here since '03, I think. God, I'm getting old.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I've apologized for posts made after a long night out before. Happy anniversary, I guess? When you're wrong, you're wrong. That's all there is to it. I've been here since '03, I think. God, I'm getting old.

Thanks I guess? it wasnt really the point of my post lol

But really, I think that makes you the only person to say that, I havent seen it from anyone else. You're right though, when you're wrong, you're wrong.

Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
Thanks I guess? it wasnt really the point of my post lol

But really, I think that makes you the only person to say that, I havent seen it from anyone else. You're right though, when you're wrong, you're wrong.

Wannna fu*k? Wrong and "wrong"are two different things
wanna fa*k, none the less? If not, that's cool. But explain national socialism. Otherwise, I'll shut up

Happy anniversary......makes me the second.....and masturbation is good

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what does that have to do with masturbation?

I admit it if the person who asks me admits it first

Originally posted by grey fox
This thread is sad and pathetic.
true....but its entertaining. oh and yes im a girl and yes i do. that is why I dont knit with the knitting needles in my room. 😮 😮 😮 😮

Originally posted by Mane
Hmm...ok there's been some misunderstanding in what I'm saying, so to clear it up:

Men and Women have sex drives. It's natural; innate since birth. Why? Reproduction. When people say men have stronger sex drives, they mean that men are more easily motivated. Saying men have stronger sex drives doesn't mean that women don't have them, it just means it takes longer for a woman to get warmed up. That's a fact.

sounds kinda like somthing I heard here is what I heard:

Men are like bottle rockets its like *sets a bottle rocket off watches it shoot into the air and go off* ooh ahh okay shows over.

Women are like diesils it may take a while for them to warm up but once they do they can go for a long long long long time.

well i might as well confess how often since you guys have. normaly about once a month or when ever i really really want to

I didnt scare everyone off did I?