Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Started by bogen34 pages

i knew a girl who used to masterbate, she managed to say it with a brutal honesty that made all hope of giggles or whatever fade in a flash.
also the fact that she almost scientificly described her manor of masterbation.

I don't understand...girls use guys, even by accident!

Originally posted by redcaped
I don't understand...girls use guys, even by accident!

i dont get this?!

Down here says "my opinion matters" but I still don't understand, get, grab, etc.

Originally posted by cain marko
i dont get this?!
ditto

Re: Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
..ok, now there is a general conception that guys masterbaai,

It's true...I just did it over Da Moose...

The Anomally also spelt masturbation wrong. 😂

edit: He also managed to **** up the elipse.

Originally posted by lord xyz
The Anomally also spelt masturbation wrong. 😂

edit: He also managed to **** up the elipse.


i noticed that error too ✅ 😛

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i noticed that error too ✅ 😛
He failed comepletely in making the thread title. I hate it when the thread titles are retarded, like where they have "u" instead of you. It's so unprofessional.

MOAHHAAHHA!

Originally posted by FeceMan
MOAHHAAHHA!
Muahaha ermm

Yeah, he really does fail at making threads.

On the plus side, there's a pen sticking out of my ear. It is blue.

Yeah, I screwed up a thread title so badly once that I wanted to go emo...

Originally posted by Kayne Archeron
girls usually start as early as 9, and guys usually as early as 12. though there are those weird cases like in Brazil...
Well, judging on my peronsal beginning and most people's here, 11 is the average start age, though going back to 9 or 10... 12 at very latest... masturbation pwned back in the day, though I did feel really guilty the first few times...

Originally posted by Doc Potato
Well, judging on my peronsal beginning and most people's here, 11 is the average start age, though going back to 9 or 10... 12 at very latest... masturbation pwned back in the day, though I did feel really guilty the first few times...
Mee to. Oh, the dry orgasms.

Dry????????

Humm, a Thread that is approaching 500 posts is and has been around and active for almost 2 years can hardly be called a failure.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Mee to. Oh, the dry orgasms.

ha ha ha shy

nearly 100 percent of men masturbate, over 75% of women do it too officially but the study has been called flawed and biased even by the researchers saying that the number is actually higher so yea at LEAST 4/5 women do it. and id love it if theyd admit it, it makes em ten times hotter, friendlier, homely, and for some wierd reason A LOT LESS SLUTTY AND BITCHY if u ask me. not to mention real and cool. trust me theres nuthing worse than a bithy women who has her head in the clouds and thinks shes above sex. its normally the ones that CAN talk about sex and their own masturbation etc that are friendly and real. as opposed to plastics. {i do notice that hardly ANY women are taking part int this discussion that alone says sumthin} of the few girls that i HAVE known to be completely open all they had to say was that ALL GIRLS MASTURBATE.

ill tell u sumthin else too sexual frustration is wayyy too underhyped in women. most women are more sexually frustrated then men, its only the socierty which dicatates they not show it or avoid it unlike men. i doubt very much that women have a less DESIRE to have sex than men. besides women have more wet dreams than men. think on that before believing women are that different from men in sexual craving.