Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Started by Madman_V3N0M34 pages

Yeah, so like the nice nurse said quit mozing around an HIT THAT THING!

Originally posted by darthsecretus30
Your kidding me ..Im a nurse, The more you masturbate the better chance for non-erectile dysfunction! Ya know what "Caverject" is? It's actually used by people of "Age" with Diabetes and or Hypertension. It's a medication that is used with a syringe... a syringe has a needle to go with it! Har Har ..that needle goes in the the Penis .. Have fun with that shit (it's mostly used for older people .. you may not have high blood pressure or diabetes now, but you never know as you get older) Good luck with that ..make sure you jack it
That post looks like a bunch of shit from different species, loaded into a cannon, up a scientists ass, shitted out into the toilet, then presented for sewer rats in baby talk.

I don't know what you're trying to say, but a nurse (or should I say murse) wouldn't A be on an online forum to talk about masturbation with children, and B wouldn't have said a post as messed up as that one.

She may be a nurse in training... (-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-) Why are u all looking at me like that?

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
She may be a nurse in training... (-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-) Why are u all looking at me like that?
It's a he.

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I just imagined a girl I know that semi-attractive and her friend asking me if I masturbate. And I was all WTF and ran away. It got me thinking, no wonder girls do it. You imagine some freak coming up to you wonderig if you masturbate. It's creepy.

lol yea!

but ouch!!!!! I'm seeing this girln i jus trimmed down stairs (seeing her to night 😄) but i caught some skin and ouch!!!! cry

Originally posted by lord xyz
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I just imagined a girl I know that semi-attractive and her friend asking me if I masturbate. And I was all WTF and ran away.

😂

Originally posted by cain marko
lol yea!

but ouch!!!!! I'm seeing this girln i jus trimmed down stairs (seeing her to night 😄) but i caught some skin and ouch!!!! cry

You must be one of those beginners, you'll get the hang of it sooner or later. ermm

You ran away........... 😑

Originally posted by debbiejo
You ran away........... 😑
I imagined myself running away, I don't think I would in real life.

Y'know, I don't know why in America there's this whole girls don't admit they masturbate thing. The one's over here admit it, like a man would. It's just like in a conversation, "I'm bored." "masturbate then." "Nah." rather than "Eeew, gross." kinda thing or some of then say "okay." as a joke of course.

Because girls dont.

Too many girls are sexualy attracted to me. I think it's cause girls my age want what they can't have. I'm not having sex till i'm married. So they feel compelled to send me nudy photos, photos of them in french maid outfits, or just beg me to do them.

What the hell. Whatever happend to the girls that just wanted to cuddle and talk?

😂

Originally posted by lord xyz
You must be one of those beginners, you'll get the hang of it sooner or later. ermm

STFU I had to rush. was a good night thou.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Y'know, I don't know why in America there's this whole girls don't admit they masturbate thing. The one's over here admit it, like a man would. It's just like in a conversation, "I'm bored." "masturbate then." "Nah." rather than "Eeew, gross." kinda thing or some of then say "okay." as a joke of course.

thats a bit stereotypical. wait come to think of it the whole point to this thread is, meh, carry on.

Originally posted by Green Arrow
Too many girls are sexualy attracted to me. I think it's cause girls my age want what they can't have. I'm not having sex till i'm married. So they feel compelled to send me nudy photos, photos of them in french maid outfits, or just beg me to do them.

What the hell. Whatever happend to the girls that just wanted to cuddle and talk?

They became Atheist.

Originally posted by cain marko
STFU I had to rush. was a good night thou.

thats a bit stereotypical. wait come to think of it the whole point to this thread is, meh, carry on.

😂

Originally posted by Green Arrow
Too many girls are sexualy attracted to me. I think it's cause girls my age want what they can't have. I'm not having sex till i'm married. So they feel compelled to send me nudy photos, photos of them in french maid outfits, or just beg me to do them.

What the hell. Whatever happend to the girls that just wanted to cuddle and talk?

You're hilarious.

Originally posted by Bardiel13
You're hilarious.
So what if he's a shit liar?

Originally posted by lord xyz
So what if he's a shit liar?

I knew he was bullshitting fromt he start, but the french maid part made me laugh out loud.

Originally posted by Bardiel13
I knew he was bullshitting fromt he start, but the french maid part made me laugh out loud.
He also blames all the problems in the world on the Democratic PArty and thinks they're just psychos who uses tax payers money to save people fro prison and shit.