Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Started by Bardiel1334 pages
Originally posted by lord xyz
He also blames all the problems in the world on the Democratic PArty and thinks they're just psychos who uses tax payers money to save people fro prison and shit.

Wow. 😕

Originally posted by Bardiel13
Wow. 😕
Yes.

[QUOTE=7828948]Originally posted by lord xyz
That post looks like a bunch of shit from different species, loaded into a cannon, up a scientists ass, shitted out into the toilet, then presented for sewer rats in baby talk.

I don't know what you're trying to say, but a nurse (or should I say murse) wouldn't A be on an online forum to talk about masturbation with children, and B wouldn't have said a post as messed up as that one. [/QUOTHey listen little girl or boy, Im just trying to help. Listen to what I have to say ... You may think Im a joke but when your older and cant get your shit going ...you’ll be like ..damn, I should have listened to the "Male Nurse" lol .I'm not kidding guys and girls

Originally posted by darthsecretus30
[QUOTE=7828948]Originally posted by lord xyz
[B]That post looks like a bunch of shit from different species, loaded into a cannon, up a scientists ass, shitted out into the toilet, then presented for sewer rats in baby talk.

I don't know what you're trying to say, but a nurse (or should I say murse) wouldn't A be on an online forum to talk about masturbation with children, and B wouldn't have said a post as messed up as that one. [/QUOTHey listen little girl or boy, Im just trying to help. Listen to what I have to say ... You may think Im a joke but when your older and cant get your shit going ...you’ll be like ..damn, I should have listened to the "Male Nurse" lol .I'm not kidding guys and girls [/B]

You're also illiterate.

wank = good period
sex = good period

If i end up floppy when i'm older due to too much of either then i will have had fun

Originally posted by cain marko
wank = good period
sex = good period

If i end up floppy when i'm older due to too much of either then i will have had fun

Sex is better though.

ermwanker

Re: Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
..ok, now there is a general conception that guys masterbaai, and girls dont. and girls will absoultly not ever admit to it, normally. why? thats my question. we all know that girls do it, but why wont they admit it?..i dunno kinda pisses me off.

by the way, i do know many girls that do, because well.....i wont get into it,.....haha!

but i have asked alot of girls and right off the start its a definite NO!
but sinse i know thier lying, i persist and eventually evey girl i talk to about it ends up admiting to it aftr a good amount of persuasion.

why dont girls just admit to it, it only makes u sound dumb...

(ps. i know guys dont admit either, but they admit more easily, because, well guys do it..lol)

everyone does 🙂

Originally posted by lord xyz
Sex is better though.

yup w/o question

I dont know about anyone else, but I'm a christian, I've been saved, but I still do it. Actually it was hard to stop anyway because I started before I became a christian, and I continued to do it even after. I felt extremely guilty every time I did it and would ask for forgiveness every time. But since I've read all this stuff here and looked it up on the internet, I think it's something you cant help. If god gave us a sex drive, why would he expect us not to masturbate? I keep it seperate from my religion and try not to let it take over my life. Even on a certain christian website they said it was normal to do it. And nearly everyone does it.

I did it since I was 14, and the first time was on accident (don't ask). Been doing it about once a day for the past 4 years

Originally posted by Arctic
I dont know about anyone else, but I'm a christian, I've been saved, but I still do it. Actually it was hard to stop anyway because I started before I became a christian, and I continued to do it even after. I felt extremely guilty every time I did it and would ask for forgiveness every time. But since I've read all this stuff here and looked it up on the internet, I think it's something you cant help. If god gave us a sex drive, why would he expect us not to masturbate? I keep it seperate from my religion and try not to let it take over my life. Even on a certain christian website they said it was normal to do it. And nearly everyone does it.

free will? he expects you to make the right choice

Originally posted by Strangelove
I did it since I was 14, and the first time was on accident (don't ask).

Won't. Watched American Dad.

Originally posted by Green Arrow
I think it's cause girls my age want what they can't have.

'Cause I want the one I can't have
And it's driving me mad
It's all over, all over, all over my face

I wonder if it is about Bukkake.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Won't. Watched American Dad.
hysterical2 Mee to.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Won't. Watched American Dad.
I saw that episode, but the show's pretty bad

Originally posted by Strangelove
I saw that episode, but the show's pretty bad

Disagreed.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Disagreed.
Agreed to disagree

Originally posted by Strangelove
I saw that episode, but the show's pretty bad
Originally posted by Bardock42
Disagreed.

And anyway, you masturbated first when you was 14? I started at 11, but only because my friends told me to. Dumb I know, but now I'm kinda glad they told me to, because before I didn't want to.

Yeah..11 or 12 for me too I believe.

...sounds about right.