Peter Jackson's - King Cong?
Now what the heck is up with that. Now hes finished LOTR hes thinking about doing bloody king cong? Like the original wasnt bad enough. Its gonna be like godzilla. I hated godzilla it was over-rated kinda like van helsing. But thats what its gonna be like. I'll still go and see it anyway.
Anyone heard about Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Looks well cool.
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yeah, I think it's gonna be pretty bad , too. I heard Andy the guy who "played" gollum gonna "play" king kong too. ( but that's not gonna make it better though)
the godzilla-thing didn't even look like godzilla. I think the original japanese godzilla ( some dude in a dinosaur-costume) was and is way better than that computer thing!
......you like that banana, don't ya...
Jackson, Walsh and Broyens all three are doing the script and doing it right. . . . .
Peter has even picked the starring AIRPLANE; a 1930 Curtis Helldiver!THE CAST?
Fay Wray, my beloved, leading lady gets played, and I DO mean played by Naomi Watts. I hope she can scream. And scream again. (BUT WAIT!! Plenty of MEN in the original scream too, as they die - horribly!)
Her impresario and manager, Carl Denham, originally played by Robert Armstrong, will be none other than JACK BLACK! He'll be fabulous getting chased by dinosaurs!
Her love interest MAY be cast - S T A Y T U N E D !!
Her love interest will be played by Adrien Brody (won an Oscar for The pianist). Jack Driscoll is her love interest right?!😑
Aw, when I read the thread I was getting all hyped for "Michael Jackson vs King Kong"
Dammit. I'm not interested anymore.
I could see it all happening, Michael Jackson goes to the pet shop to buy a monkey play mate for Bubbles:
Shop owner: "Michael Jackson! Wow! what can I do for you sir?"
Jacko:"Ow! Hee hee! Sha'mone mudda fukka"
Shop owner: "............."
Jacko: "I want da monkay! Mon-kay! HEE HEE! Ow!"
Shop owner: "Here's a nice chimpanzee"
Jacko: "i'll take it, ow! I'll call you Tito, hee hee!"
*Michael Jackson picks up his new monkey, but seeing as he is a radioactive freak, he passes on his mutant abilities to the monkey and it grows to 50 feet tall*
Jacko: "Tito! Get down here or I'll spank yo' ass, hee hee!"
King Kong: "Tito smash!"
*King Kong picks up Martin Bashir and takes him to New York where he climbs the Empire State Building"
Jacko: "Ow! Bad Tito! I'll save you Martay! Hee hee! First I just gotta dangle my baby over a balconay"
*Jacko dangles his baby over a balcony, as people watch in disgust*
Hahahaha fair enough. I reckon Peter Jackson is a fraud, all hes doing is taking classic things, turning them into new movies and then is getting loads of credit for it. Sure LOTR was good but it was originally a story created by a good english author, not a stupid ass aussie/zelander.
But anyway, LOTR was good but i think king kong is gonna flop.
Congo is a wicked film until she gets that laser.
Yeah, but Jackson did an AWESOME job of sifting through all the stuff from those books and making a trilogy of coherrant movies out of them.
It's a monumental effort just to READ the blasted things, but to pick them apart, using as much of the origginal quotes and storyline, without offending any fans, is incredibly tough.
If Jackson does take on King Kong, theres no doubt in my mind it would be nothing short of spectacular.
Doesn't the man need some rest though?
Originally posted by Aku
Hahahaha fair enough. I reckon Peter Jackson is a fraud, all hes doing is taking classic things, turning them into new movies and then is getting loads of credit for it. Sure LOTR was good but it was originally a story created by a good english author, not a stupid ass aussie/zelander.But anyway, LOTR was good but i think king kong is gonna flop.
Congo is a wicked film until she gets that laser.