Indiana Jones IV

😛

Well, enjoy the ride.

*Enjoys it, dies with tremendous look of enjoyment on face*

Can I have your guitars?

No they will be buried with me, Im afraid....they will take me back to Vahalla. 😛 They're like the Dead Dad's shoes from LOST. Can't get in without 'em.

I'll steal em anyway... what are you gonna do about it?

I'd arise from the Flying V like the Ark of the covenant spirits and smite whomever messes with it.

(Particularly if they try to play the intro riff to Enter Sandman on it.)

Ah... I'll just close my eyes and wait till it's over.

It makes unholy destructive noises too. (No real difference from when its being played, but still can kill)

Nothing ear plugs can cure.

Since I got that rectifier cabinet, the sound would just proceed to flaying flesh from bone instead of being reliant on ear damage. 😛

Thats how evil it is. 😈

I'll wear an armour.

It will only then cook you inside it.

I'll put some ice inside.

Theres not enough Ice on the surface of the earth to do the job against the Boogie set in Extreme mode on channel 3. Ive never turned it above 3 on Master volume because of the structural damage that would surely be the result.

Its powered by Blue LEDS.

I'm immune to blue LEDs.

No one is immune to their charm.

I am.... Really I am.

Very well. You leave me with little options.

*Uses footswitch to change channels and flashes channel 2's Orange LED at Queeq with no mercy*

Ha.....!!!!!!!

*raises lightsabre and deflects both channels in an elegant but lightninglike swoop*

NONE SHALL PASS!