Indiana Jones IV

And he will.

Something makes it inevitable?

Possibly has a crystal ball?

Oooooh. Now THAT'd make ya walk funny...

Especially if you have two.

Clinking and clanking away.....

Praying all day that you don't chip them.....

Or get robbed.

Or having to fight off window cleaners all day who want to polish them..
- except for the sexy female ones, of course.

As I said: or get robbed. 😉

Ahhhhhh but shouldn't you see that coming, with not one, but two crystal balls...?

He has a point there...

...twice. 😉

Well since running away is not an option... the two crystal balls do not seem like a good idea then...

You could roll away, I guess. 😛

Won't that increase the clink-clonking?

On a smooth, downhill surface made of linolium, you should theoretically be ok.
(If you lay out flat on your belly, steer with your hands, and keep your legs in the air.)

You sound very experienced.

I knew you'd say that.

*Wheels away down some lino on his own set of crystal balls.* 😛

*Hammer tune* Won't touch that... duhnnuhnuhnuh... Won't touch that... duhnnuhnuhnuh

Heh. You know why you "cant touch this?"

Cause it belongs to Rick James.