Holy shit, IV is a mockery of everything Indiana Jones. There was a lot I didn't remember. A couple semi-cool parts amongst tons of garbage. But just about everything in Plinkett's review rung true. It probaby looked decent on paper, but goddamn if it didn't suck horribly in actuality. I really didn't like Cate Blanchett's character. She seemed like kind of a goofy caricature, even though I don't think she was trying to play it that way.
Bad movie. But the ants look better in low-def. 😛
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