Wolverine vs. Superman

Started by Darth Vegas20 pages
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
How? He loses once Wolverine removes his cape.

Touche'.

I'm glad you realize how flawed your arguemnt is now... 😄

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Originally posted by Tha C-Master
How? He loses once Wolverine removes his cape.
Haven't you seen the incredibles? The cape would just be holding Supes back.once wolverine takes off his own clothes.. then Superman is in trouble.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Haven't you seen the incredibles? The cape would just be holding Supes back.once wolverine takes off his own clothes.. then Superman is in trouble.

Ewwww!yucky

Originally posted by badabing
Ewwww!yucky
That's the reason superman would lose. He'd probably use the heat vision on himself to burn the images out of his brain.

Originally posted by Creshosk
That's the reason superman would lose. He'd probably use the heat vision on himself to burn the images out of his brain.

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Why would any sane person waste their time making such a stupid post?For those who said "Well Wolverine bones are laced with adamantium that means Superman couldnt hurt him or rip him apart.First adamantium is almost indestructible.Somebody like Superman should be able to bend it or at least with his hit vision melt it. 2nd Adamantium won't prevent Superman from just ripping his arm off or ripping his body in half. 3rd Wolverine doesn't have his stomach laced with anything so Superman could just gut him with his speed before Wolverine could even blink or he could just punch him really hard with a head shot that would rip apart his brain killing him instantly.
This is for the people who said maybe if Wolverine could land a cheap shot with his claws he could hurt Superman which would be wrong.Wolverine claws are said to be so sharp they could cut through virtually anything but only if he can get enough power behind them to make the cut.Wolverine can ony bench press about 700 pounds which means he is only as strong as any strong human.There should be no way Wolverine should be able to cut though Superman's force field or if he had it down to cut through his body period.
If Superman can fly through the sun and survice being hit with a nuke then somebody as weak as Wolverine shouldn't last more than 1 second against him.

I don't see why this thread made it this far unless it's powered by a bunch of silly's arguing for wolverine. Superman could Flash Freeze Breath Wolvie, take the hunk of ice wolvie would be entombed in, and drop in antartica somewhere, where he would be stuck for all time. OR How about a sun toss? Or How about Dropping a mountain on him. I dont care how fast he can heal, he wont' be coming from under a mountain anytime soon. How about superman use centrivical force and grab wolverines legs and spin as fast as he can until every single molecule of flesh seperates from wolverines bone? This thread is so mismatched it's not funny.

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Wolverine takes the majority.

Originally posted by Grimm22
Here's how the fight goes...

*Batman and Superman playing checkers on an old pickel barrel in an old mom and pop country store*

Supes: You know im sick and tired of people underestimating me

Bats: Im Batman

Supes: I mean i'm freakin Superman, you would think people would respect me

Bats: I'm Batman

*Wolverine barges in*

Wolverine: Hey bub, im gonna kill you

Supes: Hold on one second

*Supes turns around blows on Wolverine*

Supes: Now what were you going to say

*Bats chewing on pickle*

Bats: I'm Batman

*Bats knocks Superman out* 😛

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 "yer a regular Lenny Bruce, aahh I haven't laughed so in eons.."

Wolverine still wins by removing the cape or taking off the clothes.

Wolverine, just on principle 😖hifty:

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Superman sneezes and Wolverine dies.

Wolverine heat visions supes to death FTW! That's right, Wolverine heat visions Superman.

Hey, if Wolverine can stab Thanos with the IG, he should have no problem stabbing Supes.

Wolverine 7/10

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One punch and Wolverine gets....

the WIN!!