Originally posted by Sub_Mariner
Agreed, EVERYONE knows Wolverine takes Superman. 🙄
Everyone i say is a lie, except this and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this but this is *lie*
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Berserker rage will do teh trick!!!!!1!
Rock on brother.
Wolverine is so much faster than Superman, he will reach into Superman's chest and rip out his beating heart and show it to him, and smile as the life slowly fades from Superman's eyes.
Wolverine is so much stronger than Superman, he will punch him back into time, so far back into time that Superman will never even have been born.
Wolverine is so invulnerable, he will use Superman's heat vision as a tanning ray.
Wolverine is so tough, when Superman punches him, Superman's fist will shatter into a million pieces, like a crystal glass that has been dropped from the top of the highest building in the world.
Wolverine will sneeze, and the bacteria that sprays out will form into the most deadly form of Kryptonite ever known in the history of the existing universe, turning Superman's bones into an oozing liquid, so that his body will slowly dissolve into a puddle of slime.
Wolverine can beat Superman blindfolded, with both hands tied behind his back and both his legs amputated. He will just bite Superman on the ankle and Superman will die from blood-poisoning.
Superman's parents never threatened him with the boogeyman when he was a bad little boy - instead, they showed him a picture of Wolverine.
Wolverine destroyed the planet Krypton, in a fit of pique, because he had heard that Walker, Texas Ranger, had not been renewed for the next season.
"Who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris was once asked.
"Wolverine," he answered.
Wolverine’s senses are so sharp, he can hear Superman’s thoughts, and knows what he is going to do before he even knows it himself.
Wolverine knows all the martial arts in all the galaxies, and in fact, had developed many of them himself. He can put Superman in a wrestling hold and snap his neck like a twig.
Wolverine taught Mr Spock the Vulcan neck-pinch and will gladly demonstrate it on Superman.
These are only the merest fraction of Wolverine's powers, because he is the reincarnation of Shiva, the Destroyer, shatterer of worlds, death itself.
Merely to look upon the magnificence of Wolverine would mean permanent, irrevocable blindness for Superman.
Wolverine could fly, if he wanted to, but he prefers pouncing on his helpless, doomed prey.
Wolverine would lock Superman up in a box at the bottom of his bed, and use him as a gimp, except he already has Thanos and Odin locked up there.