Jesus' Nationality

i didnt make this up.. so sorry if this offends anyone.... its not meant to be hurtful...

Jesus' True Nationality

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

1-He went into his father's business
2-He lived at home until he was 33 years old

3-He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1-He never got married
2-He never held a steady job
3-His last request was a drink

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1-His first name was Jesus
2-He was always in trouble with the law
3-His mother did not know who his father was

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1-He talked with his hands
2-He had wine with every meal
3-He worked in the building trades

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1-He called everybody "brother"
2-He had no permanent address
3-Nobody would hire him

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

1-He never cut his hair
2-He walked around barefoot
3-He invented a new religion

I'm not sure if this crosses the boarders of religion on KMC boards or not.. 😬

I don't find this offensive whatsoever!!! This is funny!! After all I think JC has a sense of humor. 😉

Originally posted by WaDe_N_sPaRrOw

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

1-He never cut his hair
2-He walked around barefoot
3-He invented a new religion

LOL!!! That sounds just about right! 😄

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great job wade...it's both funny and informative.

Isn't it.......

Yeah, there's nothing like a touch of xenophobia to amuse people on an international forum.

😂 Those were great.

thats good

Jesus is Argentinian and his name is Diego Maradona.

Dregh, Jesus was a Hippy Alcoholic, not a Cocaine addict.......

*hides*

I've just re-read my previous post, and although I am not religious in any way, I am shocked at myself.

Sorry x

Originally posted by WaDe_N_sPaRrOw
i didnt make this up.. so sorry if this offends anyone.... its not meant to be hurtful...

Jesus' True Nationality

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

1-He went into his father's business
2-He lived at home until he was 33 years old

3-He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1-He never got married
2-He never held a steady job
3-His last request was a drink

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1-His first name was Jesus
2-He was always in trouble with the law
3-His mother did not know who his father was

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1-He talked with his hands
2-He had wine with every meal
3-He worked in the building trades

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1-He called everybody "brother"
2-He had no permanent address
3-Nobody would hire him

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

1-He never cut his hair
2-He walked around barefoot
3-He invented a new religion

😂 That really amused me!! Esecially the californian one...!!

Jesus was an Eglish Man, because he was an avid cricket player.

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ok thats just gone too far, thats one thing u should be careful about makin jokes, i know people say god has a sense of humor but thaqt first post wasnt really very respectful, rmember - the wisest thing to know is to fear god

and i know people are gonna quote me and wat not - tats good coz the message egts spread

Originally posted by WindDancer
After all I think JC has a sense of humor. 😉

lol your post is funnier than the first one!

Originally posted by shadow link
the wisest thing to know is to fear god

surely the wisest thing to know is that logic, reason, science and rational thought show that the exsistence of God is so unlikely that it would be silly to spend your life in 'fear' of him.

and anyway i thought he was supposed to be kind and loving etc??

Oooh, you know the rules, please do not turn this into a religious debate, folks...