Jesus' Nationality

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"The wisests thing..." ?
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This just gets funnier and funnier.
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Three proofs that Jesus was a KMC member...
1: He had an assumed name...
2: He never had a complete profile...
3: At on etime he posted lots of stuff, but then after a while he was never heard from again....

Re: Jesus' Nationality

Originally posted by WaDe_N_sPaRrOw
i didnt make this up.. so sorry if this offends anyone.... its not meant to be hurtful...

Jesus' True Nationality

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

1-He went into his father's business
2-He lived at home until he was 33 years old

3-He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1-He never got married
2-He never held a steady job
3-His last request was a drink

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1-His first name was Jesus
2-He was always in trouble with the law
3-His mother did not know who his father was

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1-He talked with his hands
2-He had wine with every meal
3-He worked in the building trades

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1-He called everybody "brother"
2-He had no permanent address
3-Nobody would hire him

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

1-He never cut his hair
2-He walked around barefoot
3-He invented a new religion

Everyone loves those here!

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hahaha. thats good

I've seen this so many times, but it never stops making me laugh!